Thursday, August 21, 2008

$2 Headbands

This one is part Green, part White, and all Dang Sexy. I mean, where else can you find a flower with both a Button and a Hart-Shaped Button in the middle of it, let alone a Polka-Dotted Ribbon coming from behind?

Look at the Mini-Bow in the center of the Flower! Too Cute! It's like getting 2 Bows for the price of 1!

It takes a bit more than a mere miracle getting the flower pedals to align themselves the way they did in this work of art. In fact, it took no less than 2 miracles!

No girl's head is complete without this atop her dome. I mean, think about it! Were she to not be wearing this bow, she would probably have something less attractive on her head. It's a no-brainer!

First of all, I'm not even sure if it's even a REAL paperclip on top of this thing. In fact, the only thing I AM sure of is that it doesn't even matter! Why would something like that matter when you're privileged enough to check this thing out? But wait! It gets even better! IT COULD BE YOURS!! Then you wouldn't even have to go through the trouble of connecting your computing device to the World Wide Web or the Google to see it!

Serenity, true serenity, has very little words. This bow can be summed up in 5 words: Calm, Eloquent, and Beautiful.

What's that, you say? Red, White, and Blue bows are only good for July 4th? Well, have you forgotten the well-known fact that Cambodia (also a Red, White, and Blue Country) celebrates its Independence Day on November 9th? This bow is for ALL YEAR ROUND!

The only problem with this bow is that it looks so good and so real, people may actually believe your daughter's head has sprouted a flower. Keep in mind, though, that she has done no such thing. In truth, it is merely a bow made to LOOK like a flower. Real flowers don't grow buttons in the middle of them. You can quote me on that.

Indeed, this is the bow you saw in your dreams last night. Don't worry, it's not what you think. Sure, I was there last night, in your dreams, but not in the creepy way. Think it of more as a form of art.

If you look closely, very closely, you will see the very threads that almost made their ways into the movie "Homeward Bound II." Remember the part where the cat gets into trouble and the two dogs have to do something about it? And then there was the part where the kid was sad? Yeah, that scene.

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1 comment:

Melissa said...

Right proud! You guys are too funny!